I SMITE YOU, PIGEON! -brandishes kitchen knife-
this morning has got to be one of most eventful mornings of my life.
a stupid pigeon actually managed to squeeze its fat ass through one of the gaps in my window and tromp around my kitchen.
HOW SERIOUSLY DISGUSTING AND UNHYGENIC AND GROSS AND DIRTY IS THAT! *&%&£$@!~~@~@~
totally spoiled my morning.
i cleaned and washed and scrubbed and cleaned and washed and scrubbed my entire morning away.
my dad would be so proud that ive got his hypochondriac genes floating around inside me. i used his sure-fire germ elimination method and poured hot boiling water on all exposed pots, pans, cutlery, crockery whathaveyou.
and used up one whole packet of NTUC antibacterial wipes, all 40 of them in one sitting. i knew they were going to come in handy one day on exchange.
STUPID PIGEON!
gee! i really hate pigeons lah. they make too much noise in the morning when they roost at my window sill and they're just damn disgusting and eeuwww. yuck. it was a total nightmare to see this big fat stupid bird in my appartment. and in my KITCHEN!
you know, my kitchen is like the inner sanctum.
i felt duly violated.
this foreign entity just prancing around nonchalantly on my food totally killed me.
i hate pigeons! and together with that other mangy household birds, insects etc etc.
but mercifully the bird managed to retrace its steps and squeeze back out of my house into the open. i was so close to calling some pestbuster company for help. it was a hostage situation. and the victim was my kitchen.
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i sound seriously dramamama here, but its how i really feel. no one or no THING messes with my kitchen.
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in other news: i'm finishing the return of the king!!! i'm actually finishing up the Lord of the Rings!
a stupid pigeon actually managed to squeeze its fat ass through one of the gaps in my window and tromp around my kitchen.
HOW SERIOUSLY DISGUSTING AND UNHYGENIC AND GROSS AND DIRTY IS THAT! *&%&£$@!~~@~@~
totally spoiled my morning.
i cleaned and washed and scrubbed and cleaned and washed and scrubbed my entire morning away.
my dad would be so proud that ive got his hypochondriac genes floating around inside me. i used his sure-fire germ elimination method and poured hot boiling water on all exposed pots, pans, cutlery, crockery whathaveyou.
and used up one whole packet of NTUC antibacterial wipes, all 40 of them in one sitting. i knew they were going to come in handy one day on exchange.
STUPID PIGEON!
gee! i really hate pigeons lah. they make too much noise in the morning when they roost at my window sill and they're just damn disgusting and eeuwww. yuck. it was a total nightmare to see this big fat stupid bird in my appartment. and in my KITCHEN!
you know, my kitchen is like the inner sanctum.
i felt duly violated.
this foreign entity just prancing around nonchalantly on my food totally killed me.
i hate pigeons! and together with that other mangy household birds, insects etc etc.
but mercifully the bird managed to retrace its steps and squeeze back out of my house into the open. i was so close to calling some pestbuster company for help. it was a hostage situation. and the victim was my kitchen.
------
i sound seriously dramamama here, but its how i really feel. no one or no THING messes with my kitchen.
-----
in other news: i'm finishing the return of the king!!! i'm actually finishing up the Lord of the Rings!
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